Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Oh, how I loath Walmart!

Don't get me wrong...... I love the prices, but I hate the ...... "shopping experience" I guess. It seem I always get stuck behind the lady with 18 kids that all seem to be sick, the indecisive guy who has no understanding of what his wife wrote on the grocery list, or now today.............. the guy totally stoned out of his mind. Wait, pardon me.... he could have been tripping..... I'm not quite sure. I mean, I know that deciding between Orange Juice with no pulp, low pulp, extra pulp, and added calcium is a rather large decision....... but lets get with the program.

I noticed this poor little stoner lost in thought looking at the OJ as soon as I entered the refrigerated section. So, I tried to gather up all I needed before heading to get my own OJ. Okay..... I did all my shopping in that section & came back to the OJ....... He is still there. I decided to go get some of my frozen stuff & come back. To no avail........ he was still there! I'm talking a good 5 min. people. I would have asked nicely for him to move before, but he had sort of blocked off the entire OJ shelf. But at this point, I just had to push past him & nicely say..... "ahem.... excuse me please!" He then gave me a bewildered look, seemed unable for a few moments to figure out what I was saying, and then finally stepped away from the OJ. Then watched how I chose my OJ with ease & quickly strolled away. When I glanced back, I noticed that little druggie boy decided to finally make his selection of OJ............. the exact same one I got!

Okay, I don't care if you want to do drugs. I don't care if you want to trip or smoke out all day. It is your body & your choice. I don't care if you want to be totally messed up at 2pm in the afternoon ............ kind of stupid, but whatever.................BUT JUST STAY HOME!!!!! !! K Thanks!


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1 comment:

Jenni said...

this is the funniest thing ever.
comedy!!! it is your hidden gift.

now, i know another reason why we are friends...you entertain me!